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Who could resist a face like that?

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Well, I don't know much about baseball...but even before I got an assignment I knew you were a Boston Red Sox fan. So, here's something for the Holiday season...hopefully you don't have one already!

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I saw this and I thought that every Sox fan should have a piece of Fenway with them if they're not able to be there all of the time.

I hope you like these gifts, and I'll be back with more soon!

Well, I don't know much about baseball...but even before I got an assignment I knew you were a Boston Red Sox fan. So, here's something for the Holiday season...hopefully you don't have one already!

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I saw this and I thought that every Sox fan should have a piece of Fenway with them if they're not able to be there all of the time.

I hope you like these gifts, and I'll be back with more soon!

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
My Sox fanaticism is that obvious, huh? I say this like I'm not the person who makes posts in gigantic fonts when the Sox win. I don't have that, so thank you! Those snowmen are adorable and will look great on display!

That is wicked cool! My brothers are going to be so jealous when I tell them that I have a piece of Fenway Park with me. This is perfect since I don't get out to Boston nearly as much as I'd like to. Thanks, Santa!My Sox fanaticism is that obvious, huh? I say this like I'm not the person who makes posts in gigantic fonts when the Sox win. I don't have that, so thank you! Those snowmen are adorable and will look great on display!

That is wicked cool! My brothers are going to be so jealous when I tell them that I have a piece of Fenway Park with me. This is perfect since I don't get out to Boston nearly as much as I'd like to. Thanks, Santa!

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Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I thought I'd throw in a little something for the dog, too!

http://www.gifts.com/search/product/Dog-Treat-of-the-Month-Club-3-Months-with-Free-Shipping?ideaID=11218&prodID=149507

Not sure how you feel about wine, but I thought this would be nice for you to kick back & relax once a month!

http://www.gifts.com/search/product/Wine-of-the-Month-Club-3-Months-with-Free-Shipping?ideaID=1455&prodID=106331I thought I'd throw in a little something for the dog, too!

http://www.gifts.com/search/product/Dog-Treat-of-the-Month-Club-3-Months-with-Free-Shipping?ideaID=11218&prodID=149507

Not sure how you feel about wine, but I thought this would be nice for you to kick back & relax once a month!

http://www.gifts.com/search/product/Wine-of-the-Month-Club-3-Months-with-Free-Shipping?ideaID=1455&prodID=106331

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
Max is going to LOVE those. He's going to be beside himself. Hell, those look so good, I might want to take a bite. Ha!

I love wine, so this is fantastic! Thanks, Santa. I'll savor my bottles!Max is going to LOVE those. He's going to be beside himself. Hell, those look so good, I might want to take a bite. Ha!

I love wine, so this is fantastic! Thanks, Santa. I'll savor my bottles!

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Something (http://i39.tinypic.com/eriyxt.jpg) for Max!

And something (http://www.lululemon.com/products/giftcard) for you ($200 amount (http://www.lululemon.com/products/womens))!

MORE TO COME!Something (http://i39.tinypic.com/eriyxt.jpg) for Max!

And something (http://www.lululemon.com/products/giftcard) for you ($200 amount (http://www.lululemon.com/products/womens))!

MORE TO COME!

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
That is so perfect for Max! I always take him along with me when I travel and now he'll have a special little suitcase for his stuff too. That's adorable.

Thank you, Santa! I'm going to have a great time spending that $200! A girl can never have too much work out wear! That brand has the best pants for doing yoga in.That is so perfect for Max! I always take him along with me when I travel and now he'll have a special little suitcase for his stuff too. That's adorable.

Thank you, Santa! I'm going to have a great time spending that $200! A girl can never have too much work out wear! That brand has the best pants for doing yoga in.
From: (Anonymous)
Ken's Christmas Letter to Santa

Ken
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245


Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1998

Dear Santa:

I understand that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in her contract, specifically
asking for anatomical and career changes. In addition, it is my understanding that disparaging remarks
were made about me, my ability to please, and some of my fashion choices. I would like to take
this opportunity to inform you of some issues concerning Ms. Barbie, and some of my own needs
and desires.

First of all, I along with several other colleagues feel Barbie DOES NOT deserve preferential
treatment - the bitch has everything. Along with Joe, Jem, Raggedy Ann & Andy, I DO NOT have
a dream house, corvette, evening gowns, and in some cases the ability to change our hair style. I
personally have only 3 outfits which I am forced to mix and match at great length.

My decision to accessorize my outfits with an earring was my decision and reflects my lifestyle choice.

I too would like a change in my career. Have you ever considered "Decorator Ken", "Beauty Salon
Ken", or "Out Of Work Actor Ken"? In addition, there are several other avenues which could be
considered such as "S&M Ken" , "Green Lantern Ken", "Circuit Ken", "Bear Ken", "Master Ken".
These would more accurately reflect my desires and perhaps open up new markets. And as for Barbie
needing bendable arms so she can "push me away," I need bendable knees so I can kick the bitch to
the curb. Bendable knees would also be helpful for me in other situations - we've talked about this
issue before.

In closing, I would like to point out that any further concessions to the blond bimbo from hell will result
in action be taken by myself and others. And Barbie can forget about having Joe - he's mine, at least
that's what he said last night.

Sincerely,

KenKen's Christmas Letter to Santa

Ken
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245


Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1998

Dear Santa:

I understand that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in her contract, specifically
asking for anatomical and career changes. In addition, it is my understanding that disparaging remarks
were made about me, my ability to please, and some of my fashion choices. I would like to take
this opportunity to inform you of some issues concerning Ms. Barbie, and some of my own needs
and desires.

First of all, I along with several other colleagues feel Barbie DOES NOT deserve preferential
treatment - the bitch has everything. Along with Joe, Jem, Raggedy Ann & Andy, I DO NOT have
a dream house, corvette, evening gowns, and in some cases the ability to change our hair style. I
personally have only 3 outfits which I am forced to mix and match at great length.

My decision to accessorize my outfits with an earring was my decision and reflects my lifestyle choice.

I too would like a change in my career. Have you ever considered "Decorator Ken", "Beauty Salon
Ken", or "Out Of Work Actor Ken"? In addition, there are several other avenues which could be
considered such as "S&M Ken" , "Green Lantern Ken", "Circuit Ken", "Bear Ken", "Master Ken".
These would more accurately reflect my desires and perhaps open up new markets. And as for Barbie
needing bendable arms so she can "push me away," I need bendable knees so I can kick the bitch to
the curb. Bendable knees would also be helpful for me in other situations - we've talked about this
issue before.

In closing, I would like to point out that any further concessions to the blond bimbo from hell will result
in action be taken by myself and others. And Barbie can forget about having Joe - he's mine, at least
that's what he said last night.

Sincerely,

Ken

I did!I did!

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHA! That's the best letter to Santa I have ever read! That reminds me, when that Barbie Girl song came out, there was a counter song about Ken Doll and the lyrics were somewhat similar to this letter. Both of them make me laugh so fucking hard. Those lyrics went like this:

I'm a Ken doll, I'm no fun at all
You know I'll fail ya, got no genitalia
I've got plastic hair and just a lump down there

That was part of the chorus I remember and then there was:

I can't tough (uh uh)
I can't play (no way!)
Wonder if G.I. Joe's gay

I need to track down this song again sometime!HAHAHAHAHA! That's the best letter to Santa I have ever read! That reminds me, when that Barbie Girl song came out, there was a counter song about Ken Doll and the lyrics were somewhat similar to this letter. Both of them make me laugh so fucking hard. Those lyrics went like this:

I'm a Ken doll, I'm no fun at all
You know I'll fail ya, got no genitalia
I've got plastic hair and just a lump down there

That was part of the chorus I remember and then there was:

I can't tough (uh uh)
I can't play (no way!)
Wonder if G.I. Joe's gay

I need to track down this song again sometime!

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Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
Now this is going to give me and my buddies HOURS of entertainment. Thank you very much, Santa!Now this is going to give me and my buddies HOURS of entertainment. Thank you very much, Santa!

BLOND MOMENT.BLOND MOMENT.

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
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I guess it's too much to ask for IJ not to deliver those to your email. :(

These you can take camping or for your fireplace.Image

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I guess it's too much to ask for IJ not to deliver those to your email. :(

These you can take camping or for your fireplace.

They happen to us all.They happen to us all.

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
That's some great stuff! I do have a fireplace, actually. If I don't get a chance to go camping in the coming months, I'll be using it there. There's nothing like a fire to warm me up on those cold LA nights and I'm being serious when I describe LA nights as being cold. That's some great stuff! I do have a fireplace, actually. If I don't get a chance to go camping in the coming months, I'll be using it there. There's nothing like a fire to warm me up on those cold LA nights and I'm being serious when I describe LA nights as being cold.
From: (Anonymous)
A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice , but with respect for
the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their
own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a
religion at all; plus... A fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
have helped make our society great, without regard to the race,
creed color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility or any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice , but with respect for
the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their
own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a
religion at all; plus... A fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
have helped make our society great, without regard to the race,
creed color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility or any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
I should print that out and send that out to everyone I know along with a picture of me standing in front of some non-descript, non-religious wintery scene of some kind. Hopefully the snow won't offend those in climates where snow doesn't fall. I should print that out and send that out to everyone I know along with a picture of me standing in front of some non-descript, non-religious wintery scene of some kind. Hopefully the snow won't offend those in climates where snow doesn't fall.

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Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fronez.insanejournal.com
Something a little different about your sports teams. :)

Exhibit A (http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-235642008526985768/isz-m/tl-Santa+prefers+red+socks.jpg)

Exhibit B. (http://www.kelticnations.com/catalogue/necklaces/knp-009.jpg) They're handcrafted. You said you liked the Celtics! ;)

Exhibit C. (http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-30366506675980_2034_5143850) They're from Mixed Martial Arts. They're called "Patriots" lol. And I did some digging and I know you know some martial arts!Something a little different about your sports teams. :)

Exhibit A (http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-235642008526985768/isz-m/tl-Santa+prefers+red+socks.jpg)

Exhibit B. (http://www.kelticnations.com/catalogue/necklaces/knp-009.jpg) They're handcrafted. You said you liked the Celtics! ;)

Exhibit C. (http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-30366506675980_2034_5143850) They're from Mixed Martial Arts. They're called "Patriots" lol. And I did some digging and I know you know some martial arts!

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
For some reason, Exhibit B isn't working for me. I keep getting page load error!

A and C are awesome, though! I think I need to wear the shirt in A to my family's Christmas party and my brothers will be so jealous. And yeah, I do a little bit of that and I just had to learn some Muay Thai, which those would be perfect for! For some reason, Exhibit B isn't working for me. I keep getting page load error!

A and C are awesome, though! I think I need to wear the shirt in A to my family's Christmas party and my brothers will be so jealous. And yeah, I do a little bit of that and I just had to learn some Muay Thai, which those would be perfect for!

Sorry about that!Sorry about that!

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It's okay!It's okay!

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How Santa REALLY Knows! How Santa REALLY Knows!

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fronez.insanejournal.com
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
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Now this has just proved to me that Santa really IS a stalker. All that watching stuff, I knew it was more than that! Now this has just proved to me that Santa really IS a stalker. All that watching stuff, I knew it was more than that!

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Music day!Music day!

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fronez.insanejournal.com
Something from your hometown! (http://www.sendspace.com/file/ifx5vj)

Everyone needs a mixtape. (http://www.sendspace.com/file/f8z5uw)

Nothing like a classic (http://www.sendspace.com/file/rj8wsr) Christmas song.

In the winter, you can dream of these! (http://www.sendspace.com/file/6b7s9a) Sang by one of my idols. ;)

And something traditional, (http://www.sendspace.com/file/117es2) because Christmas is. Hope you enjoy these eclectic selections!Something from your hometown! (http://www.sendspace.com/file/ifx5vj)

Everyone needs a mixtape. (http://www.sendspace.com/file/f8z5uw)

Nothing like a classic (http://www.sendspace.com/file/rj8wsr) Christmas song.

In the winter, you can dream of these! (http://www.sendspace.com/file/6b7s9a) Sang by one of my idols. ;)

And something traditional, (http://www.sendspace.com/file/117es2) because Christmas is. Hope you enjoy these eclectic selections!

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
Thank you for all of these! The first two are definitely new to me and I didn't have the others on my computer. I keep playing the mixtape one over and over again.Thank you for all of these! The first two are definitely new to me and I didn't have the others on my computer. I keep playing the mixtape one over and over again.

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ROFL!!ROFL!!

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HAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHA!

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Law Suit Against Santa!

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was
bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil
rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge stated that,
"Mr. Claus has been violating children's right to privacy and has
been putting that information in a vast database. The information
is then used by the law enforcement arm of Mr. Claus' organization
to determine which children are considered naughty or nice. It is
obvious Mr. Claus has violated the children's rights, as we have
alleged in our suit, because of the memos and other company
information we have obtained. In addition, we believe Mr. Claus has
been engaging in mind control experiments designed to prevent the
free expression of beliefs."

Among the documents presented to the courts today was a memo in which
reads, in part:

You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake,
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake.

Mr. Scrooge claimed the document, which was obtained from a worker in the
distribution department of Mr. Claus' organization, ". . . clearly shows
a concerted attempt to restrict the rights of children to free expression
and free thought. In addition, there are concerns about the security of
the information. What would be the result of such a database being made
available to other law enforcement agencies around the world?"

Lawyers at the Justice Department also confirmed today that they were
investigating the possibility that Mr. Claus was at the core of a vast
conspiracy against children. Anonymous sources from inside Justice
stated, "We believe a large number of parent, ministers and teachers are
involved in this business and we expect several of them will testify for
the State in return for a lighter sentence." In addition, the same
sources indicated a parallel investigation by the Department and the FBI
on possible charges of smuggling on the part of Mr. Claus, "our records
do not show Mr. Claus, or any one else paying any import duties or taxes
on any items he has delivered. Since Mr. Claus has representatives in all
of the States of the Union we believe he should have to pay state and
local taxes on all of the goods he delivers."

Lawyers for Mr. Claus stated, "The charges of the ACLU are absurd. Mr.
Claus is a well known and highly respected figure. His supporters are from
around the world and his message of love and respect can, in no way, be
taken as a form of "mind control" or a violation of the civil rights of
children."

The lawsuit is complicated by the fact that Mr. Claus is not a resident of
the United States or any country which the United States currently has an
extradition treaty. It is unknown where Mr. Claus is at the moment, but it
is believed he is hiding out at his north pole estate.

In a brief statement, read by his lawyer, Mr. Claus said, "I find the
charges of the ACLU absurd and am confident they will be rejected by the
courts. As for any criminal charges, I believe the Justice Department will
discover they have no basis."

Experts are uncertain what possible effect the suit or possible pending
charges might have on Mr. Claus' Christmas travels this year.Law Suit Against Santa!

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was
bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil
rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge stated that,
"Mr. Claus has been violating children's right to privacy and has
been putting that information in a vast database. The information
is then used by the law enforcement arm of Mr. Claus' organization
to determine which children are considered naughty or nice. It is
obvious Mr. Claus has violated the children's rights, as we have
alleged in our suit, because of the memos and other company
information we have obtained. In addition, we believe Mr. Claus has
been engaging in mind control experiments designed to prevent the
free expression of beliefs."

Among the documents presented to the courts today was a memo in which
reads, in part:

You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake,
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake.

Mr. Scrooge claimed the document, which was obtained from a worker in the
distribution department of Mr. Claus' organization, ". . . clearly shows
a concerted attempt to restrict the rights of children to free expression
and free thought. In addition, there are concerns about the security of
the information. What would be the result of such a database being made
available to other law enforcement agencies around the world?"

Lawyers at the Justice Department also confirmed today that they were
investigating the possibility that Mr. Claus was at the core of a vast
conspiracy against children. Anonymous sources from inside Justice
stated, "We believe a large number of parent, ministers and teachers are
involved in this business and we expect several of them will testify for
the State in return for a lighter sentence." In addition, the same
sources indicated a parallel investigation by the Department and the FBI
on possible charges of smuggling on the part of Mr. Claus, "our records
do not show Mr. Claus, or any one else paying any import duties or taxes
on any items he has delivered. Since Mr. Claus has representatives in all
of the States of the Union we believe he should have to pay state and
local taxes on all of the goods he delivers."

Lawyers for Mr. Claus stated, "The charges of the ACLU are absurd. Mr.
Claus is a well known and highly respected figure. His supporters are from
around the world and his message of love and respect can, in no way, be
taken as a form of "mind control" or a violation of the civil rights of
children."

The lawsuit is complicated by the fact that Mr. Claus is not a resident of
the United States or any country which the United States currently has an
extradition treaty. It is unknown where Mr. Claus is at the moment, but it
is believed he is hiding out at his north pole estate.

In a brief statement, read by his lawyer, Mr. Claus said, "I find the
charges of the ACLU absurd and am confident they will be rejected by the
courts. As for any criminal charges, I believe the Justice Department will
discover they have no basis."

Experts are uncertain what possible effect the suit or possible pending
charges might have on Mr. Claus' Christmas travels this year.

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
HAHA! Of course The Grinch would be the one filing the complaint. This was hilarious, I love these Christmas jokes. It's funny how when you're a kid, none of those songs make you even think twice, but then when you grow up it's like, "Wait a minute, what is Santa doing?" HAHA! Of course The Grinch would be the one filing the complaint. This was hilarious, I love these Christmas jokes. It's funny how when you're a kid, none of those songs make you even think twice, but then when you grow up it's like, "Wait a minute, what is Santa doing?"

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And your final gift!And your final gift!

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fronez.insanejournal.com
Raft, Draft, and Cast: Rafting, Microbrew Beer Tasting, and Fly Fishing Instruction: The Ultimate Two-Day Adventure Getaway!

Destination Wilderness, (http://www.wildernesstrips.com/special.htm#rdc) a premier adventure travel outfitter, presents an action-packed and educational adventure, guaranteed to satisfy even the most discriminating outdoors person, beer connoisseur, and nature lover. Rafting central Oregon's famous McKenzie river, an evening of microbrew beer tasting, fly fishing instruction, and more are all featured on this incredible journey.

Oregon is known for its dramatic scenery, cascading clear rivers, and tasty, rich ales and lagers. Long considered the top microbrewery state in the U.S., Oregon hosts ten breweries within one hour of our overnight accommodations along the McKenzie River. This river and canyon are famous for their fine recreation opportunities, such as superb class III whitewater rafting, world-class fishing, and backcountry hiking. The fly fishing instruction takes place away from the river in the morning, as you learn about gear, fish, and the art of casting. In the afternoon we head to river's edge to try and land a big one!

Whitewater rafting, fly fishing instruction, gourmet meals, professional guides, camping, and microbrew tasting are all included.

Getting to us for this trip is easy. The Eugene airport is located in the town of Eugene, Oregon. A short one hour flight from Seattle or two hour flight from the Bay Area, the airport is served by both Horizon/Alaska Airlines and United Airlines.



It's available from March to November, so you'll have a couple months to plan when you can go, what time is best for you and a friend. I hope you enjoy the mix of outdoors and alcohol! :)Raft, Draft, and Cast: Rafting, Microbrew Beer Tasting, and Fly Fishing Instruction: The Ultimate Two-Day Adventure Getaway!

Destination Wilderness, (http://www.wildernesstrips.com/special.htm#rdc) a premier adventure travel outfitter, presents an action-packed and educational adventure, guaranteed to satisfy even the most discriminating outdoors person, beer connoisseur, and nature lover. Rafting central Oregon's famous McKenzie river, an evening of microbrew beer tasting, fly fishing instruction, and more are all featured on this incredible journey.

Oregon is known for its dramatic scenery, cascading clear rivers, and tasty, rich ales and lagers. Long considered the top microbrewery state in the U.S., Oregon hosts ten breweries within one hour of our overnight accommodations along the McKenzie River. This river and canyon are famous for their fine recreation opportunities, such as superb class III whitewater rafting, world-class fishing, and backcountry hiking. The fly fishing instruction takes place away from the river in the morning, as you learn about gear, fish, and the art of casting. In the afternoon we head to river's edge to try and land a big one!

Whitewater rafting, fly fishing instruction, gourmet meals, professional guides, camping, and microbrew tasting are all included.

Getting to us for this trip is easy. The Eugene airport is located in the town of Eugene, Oregon. A short one hour flight from Seattle or two hour flight from the Bay Area, the airport is served by both Horizon/Alaska Airlines and United Airlines.



It's available from March to November, so you'll have a couple months to plan when you can go, what time is best for you and a friend. I hope you enjoy the mix of outdoors and alcohol! :)

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
Wow, this is BEYOND cool! I'm going to have so much fun with this and I can think of a few people who might enjoy this as well. Outdoors and alcohol is definitely a great mix, just as long as I save the alcohol for after the white water rafting, haha. There's nothing like a cold beer after a day of hiking in the wilderness. Thanks so much for this! It's perfect for me. Wow, this is BEYOND cool! I'm going to have so much fun with this and I can think of a few people who might enjoy this as well. Outdoors and alcohol is definitely a great mix, just as long as I save the alcohol for after the white water rafting, haha. There's nothing like a cold beer after a day of hiking in the wilderness. Thanks so much for this! It's perfect for me.

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$200$200

Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
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To my awesome new Secret Santa friend. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

ImageTo my awesome new Secret Santa friend. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Date: 1970-01-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizadushku.insanejournal.com
Thank you so much, Zac! That little cupcake dude is great, and this gift card is awesome. I'll have fun spending this one! You're the best Santa ever, man. Thank you so much, Zac! That little cupcake dude is great, and this gift card is awesome. I'll have fun spending this one! You're the best Santa ever, man.

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